It's time to get spoopy, y'all. Halloween is almost upon us, and that means it's time to start looking at costumes. With capitalism out in full force this fall season, there's no shortage of costumes out there, from Left Sharks to ghosts. With so many outfits floating around, you know things are bound to get downright bizarre. We've rounded up some of the weirdest Halloween costumes you can find online that you'll probably weirdly want to try out for yourself this upcoming October.
If you've ever sat outside the mattress store in amazement at the dancing tube character, you're in luck. You can now dress as your fave icon with this inflatable suit. Run around, dance, flail your arms about without a care in the world. The possibilities are endless when you become one with Inflatable Tube Man.
Do you have Resting Mean Girl Face? Replace it with a Resting Snail Face. Why? Because you can, all for under $20, too.
Everything is looking sunny . . side up with this fried egg outfit. Forget feeling like a snack; feel like the breakfast of champions when you don this 100% polyester treasure.
If you've ever aspired to be the creepy anglerfish from Finding Nemo, ~congratulations.~ This angerfish hat is delightfully bizarre, wrapping your face in a plush mask that looks straight out of the deepest parts of the ocean. The best part about this costume? IT. LIGHTS. UP.💡
Everyone and their brother has seen the inflatable T-rex costume that has become a staple of viral Internet videos. Take it up a notch this Halloween by riding that same inflatable T-rex. You'll be the weird life of the party at any October get-together.
Wow, okay, dinosaurs too mainstream for you? REALLY take it up a notch by dressing up as. . . this person riding an octopus-thing. Grab a snorkel and your dad's lamest Hawai'ian shirt to complete the aesthetic.
Just because you turned up empty-handed from the Area 51 raid doesn't mean you have to admit that to anyone at your Halloween party. Bring your green alien friend with you to your fall-themed festivities with this inflatable outfit. You'll never be #foreveralone ever again.
Left Shark who? Say hello to this inflatable shark suit. This jaw-some outfit will definitely stand out in any crowd of party-goers. Fortunately, this shark has room for your human legs, so you won't have to swim to wherever your Halloween parties are.
It's not Halloween unless something that's distinctly un-sexy inexplicably turns sexy. You know what just became sexy? A shark, that's what. Own it in every sense of the word today.
And they say the perfect couples costume doesn't exist. Prove them wrong when you and your boo show up to fight plaque and boredom at the party with these toothbrush and toothpaste outfits. 10/10 dentists recommend.* (*Disclaimer: As far as we know, no dentist has actually recommended these costumes.)
Have you ever wondered what the true meaning behind "I Am the Walrus" is? Well, keep wondering, because John Lennon certainly wasn't talking about this one-piece pajama suit. Still, this cozy outfit has pockets, so it's a pretty sweet deal, all things considered.
Go nuts for this squirrel costume. It not only comes with the incredibly lifelike animal head and tail, but two plush acorns to complete the look. Your friends will be amazed at the uncanny resemblance between you and the woodland critters that keep getting into your birdfeeder.
Fun fact: Flamingos aren't born pink. They gradually turn pink due to their steady diet of shrimp and algae. Fortunately, you don't have to subsist on algae and raw shrimp to achieve the same look. You just have to grab this flamingo costume. (Trust us, it's way less work.)
Bring mixtapes back with this polyester costume. If you remember a time before iPods, this outfit will probably make you nostalgic for the time you and your pals made each other mixtapes as the ultimate sign of friendship.
Why? We don't know. But it exists. Get your Halloween costume preparations afoot with this, uh, foot today.
If your friend is third-wheeling as a hairy foot, you and bae can stick with the theme and dress up as sneakers together. It's stylish, it's functional, and it's utterly weird to boot.
Stick with the theme and be a flip flop this season. It's bright, it's colorful, it's obnoxious—a true winning outfit.
Is it a wad of gum? A balloon? Who knows! Be an inflatable orange blob for Halloween and really make a statement, whatever that statement may be.
Fly high with this inflatable suit THAT COMES WITH SOUND. That's right. Wow (Read: Annoy) everyone on Halloween night by repeatedly pressing the sounder button to release a crude approximation of what this animal sounded absolutely nothing like. It'll be worth every penny.
Technically, the seller says this is a T-rex. But we all know it's really a triceratops. Show off your prehistoric knowledge with this accurate Halloween outfit.
This is the stuff nightmares are made of. Be carried around by a knock-off Luigi all night long when you dress up in this. You'll be sure to win the "Scariest Outfit" category in the costume contest.
This Halloween, be your favorite treat from childhood: Fun Dip. You know, the sticky, pure-sugar mess that you loved as much as your parents hated. Well, you're an adult now, and you can buy this bad boy for yourself today.
On a night full of scary ghosts and goblins, bring some chill to the party with this Bob Ross-themed tunic. Filled with happy little trees and a serene creek, be a joyful guest at any Halloween get-together this year.
Going to a party as a glass of beer? Broke. Going to a party as a carton of milk? WOKE. Be the lactose-themed hero at any fall-themed costume party this season with this incredible polyester outfit.
Moove on over, milk carton. This inflatable cow outfit is udder-ly irresistible, and you can really milk it all night long for the puns.
There's probably a pun somewhere to be had here. But you know what? Who needs it. You can go as a can of Spam for Halloween, and that's all that really matters.
It's your lucky day. Your favorite emoji (and least-favorite vegetable) just became an inflatable costume. You'll be hard-pressed to ever own anything more obnoxious than this.
It turns out the real magic of Halloween is the costume you find online. Become the magical cowboy you've always wanted to be with this majestic inflatable suit. Prance and dance the night away with your noble steed whenever you wear it.
Did you know apples wear gloves? We didn't either. Keep the doctor away this season by donning this polyester fruit-wear.
Enforce traffic laws at any party you attend, because this traffic light costume gives you the authority to do just that. If you don't get kicked out of the party for annoying everyone, you'll have a great time around in this suit this upcoming October.
You may recognize this outfit as the piece of fruit that's currently rotting on your kitchen counter. Give a potassium-packed spin to the traditional zombie costume with this suit today.
If you want a functional outfit, you can't beat this one. You can wear it for Halloween AND Thanksgiving, a real double-whammy of a costume. Talk about versatility.
This costume really captures the spirit of our dads being able to do it all, like holding a basketball and a hammer at the same time. Honor your father by wearing this super suit this season.
Technology has come so far. Deck yourself out in this suit and become your favorite household gadget: a Fart-O-Meter. Judge the methane released by all other party-goers this upcoming October with this silly outfit.
Is your boo the cracker to your cheese? Show off your love to the world with these delightfully playful tunics.
Have you seen Empire Strikes Back? If not, watch it. Then, grab this Star Wars tauntaun outfit. You'll be a regular Luke Skywalker in no time.
All other latex masks can't compare to this flawless imitation of a frog head. With the lifelike eyes and anatomically correct mouth, you'll look 100% like a realistic amphibian when you put on this latex mask.
Enter the Uncanny Valley with this pug mask. With realistic folds, this costume legitimately looks like the animal it's supposed to look like. . . which only makes it look that much creepier.
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