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10 Dirty Jokes You Can't Help But Laugh At

Jokes That Are (Never Appropriate But) Always Funny.


Three males and one female laughing.

 

Let's face it, dirty jokes will never be appropriate for any kind of gathering. But, that doesn't mean they aren't funny. When you do muster up the courage to tell a dirty joke, they usually get the best laughs. Here's 10 dirty jokes to share with your friends!

 


1. How do you make your girlfriend scream during sex?

How do you make your girlfriend scream during sex? You call and tell her about it.
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You call and tell her about it.

 


2. What goes in hard and dry, but comes out soft and wet?

What goes in hard and dry, but comes out soft and wet? Gum.
Photo by Edu Carvalho from Pexels.

 

Gum.

 


3. I went out dressed like a chicken last night...

I went out dressed like a chicken last night... and I met a girl who was dressed like an egg. One thing led to another and the lifelong question was answered: it was the chicken.
Image by Bruno Glätsch from Pixabay.

 

and I met a girl who was dressed like an egg. One thing led to another and the lifelong question was answered: it was the chicken.

 


4. What's long and hard and full of semen?

What’s long and hard and full of semen? A submarine.
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A submarine.

 


5. If you've ever had sex while camping...

If you've ever had sex while camping, you'd know it's intents.
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You know it's in tents.

 


6. What's the difference between being horny and being hungry?

What's the difference between being horny and being hungry? It depends where you put the cucumber.
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It depends where you put the cucumber.

 


7. What's warm, wet, and pink? 

What's warm, wet, and pink? A pig in a hot tub.
Photo by Forest Simon on Unsplash.

A pig in a hot tub.


8. What did the elephant say to the naked man?

What did the elephant say to the naked man?
Photo by David Clode on Unsplash.

 

"How do you breathe through that little thing?"

 


9. What has a hundred balls and screws old women?

What has a hundred balls and screws old women? Bingo.
Image by Alejandro Garay from Pixabay.

 

Bingo.

 


10. What's the difference between a G-spot and a golf ball?

What's the difference between a G-spot and a golf ball? A guy will actually search for a golf ball.
Image by 이동원 lee from Pixabay.

 

A guy will actually search for a golf ball.