Let's face it, dirty jokes will never be appropriate for any kind of gathering. But, that doesn't mean they aren't funny. When you do muster up the courage to tell a dirty joke, they usually get the best laughs. Here's 10 dirty jokes to share with your friends!
1. How do you make your girlfriend scream during sex?
You call and tell her about it.
2. What goes in hard and dry, but comes out soft and wet?
3. I went out dressed like a chicken last night...
and I met a girl who was dressed like an egg. One thing led to another and the lifelong question was answered: it was the chicken.
4. What's long and hard and full of semen?
5. If you've ever had sex while camping...
You know it's in tents.
6. What's the difference between being horny and being hungry?
It depends where you put the cucumber.
7. What's warm, wet, and pink?
A pig in a hot tub.
8. What did the elephant say to the naked man?
"How do you breathe through that little thing?"
9. What hasa hundred balls and screws old women?
10. What's the difference between a G-spot and a golf ball?