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10 Dad Jokes So Bad They're Actually Hilarious

You'll Hate Yourself For Laughing At These.


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We all love dad jokes, whether we like to admit to it or not. There truly is nothing like finding the perfect moment to crack your best dad joke. Here's 10 dad jokes that you need to add to your list!

 


1. You're American when you go into the bathroom, and you're American when you come out, but do you know what you are while you're in there?

You’re American when you go into the bathroom, and you’re American when you come out, but do you know what you are while you’re in there? European!
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European!

 


2. I don't play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I don't play soccer because I enjoy the sport. I play just for kicks!
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I'm just doing it for kicks!

 


3. When the grocery store clerk asks me if I want the milk in a bag, I always tell him…

When the grocery store clerk asks me if I want the milk in a bag, I always tell him… “No, I’d rather drink it out of the carton!”
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"No, I'd rather drink it out of the carton!"

 


4. I know a lot of jokes about retired people…

I know a lot of jokes about retired people… but they don't work!
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… but none of them work!

 


5. My uncle named his dogs Rolex and Timex.

My uncle named his dogs Rolex and Timex. They’re his watch dogs!
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They're his watch dogs!

 


6. I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

I would avoid the sushi if I was you. It's a little fishy!
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It's a little fishy!

 


7. I'm so good at sleeping…

I’m so good at sleeping… I can do it with my eyes closed!
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I can do it with my eyes closed!

 


8. Did you know the first French fries weren't actually cooked in France?

Did you know the first French Fries weren't actually cooked in France? They were cooked in Greece.
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They were cooked in Greece!

 


9. I just watched a documentary about beavers.

I just watched a documentary about beavers. It was the best dam show I ever saw!
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It was the best dam show I ever saw!

 


10. I used to have a job at a calendar factory...

I used to have a job at a calendar factory... but I got the sack because I took a couple of days off.
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but I got the sack because I took a couple of days off!

 

 

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