We all love dad jokes, whether we like to admit to it or not. There truly is nothing like finding the perfect moment to crack your best dad joke. Here's 10 dad jokes that you need to add to your list!
1. You're American when you go into the bathroom, and you're American when you come out, but do you know what you are while you're in there?
2. I don't play soccer because I enjoy the sport.
I'm just doing it for kicks!
"No, I'd rather drink it out of the carton!"
4. I know a lot of jokes about retired people…
… but none of them work!
5. My uncle named his dogs Rolex and Timex.
They're his watch dogs!
6. I would avoid the sushi if I was you.
It's a little fishy!
7. I'm so good at sleeping…
I can do it with my eyes closed!
8. Did you know the first French fries weren't actually cooked in France?
They were cooked in Greece!
9. I just watched a documentary about beavers.
It was the best dam show I ever saw!
10. I used to have a job at a calendar factory...
but I got the sack because I took a couple of days off!