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Top 10 Knock Knock Jokes Guaranteed To Crack You Up

Who's There?


Two women laughing and leaning against a white wall.

 

When someone says, "Knock knock," it's almost physically impossible to not respond with "Who's there?" Face it, you just have to know the answer. But in the sea of thousands—if not millions—of knock knock jokes, there are a select few that stand out amongst the rest. We've compiled a list of the top ten that are guaranteed to get a chuckle out of you. Read on to see the best knock knock jokes that you probably haven't heard of!

 


1. Knock Knock. Who's There? Robin. Robin Who?

A man holding a banana as if it were a gun.
Photo by Pixabay from Pexels.

 

Robin you, now hand over the cash!

 


2. Knock Knock. Who's There? Cash. Cash Who?

A pile of peanuts.
Photo by shattha pilabut from Pexels.

 

No thanks, I'll have peanuts.

 


3. Knock Knock. Who's There? To. To Who?

A photo of an open dictionary.
Photo by Pisit Heng on Unsplash.

 

It's to whom.

 


4. Knock Knock. Who's There? Iran. Iran Who?

A photo of a woman running outside.
Photo by Andrew Tanglao on Unsplash.

 

Iran all the way here. Let me in already!

 


5. Knock Knock. Who's There? A Little Old Lady. A Little Old Lady Who?

A smiling old woman with a floral blouse.
Photo by Damir Bosnjak on Unsplash.

 

I didn't know you could yodel!

 


6. Knock Knock. Who's There? Etch. Etch Who?

A woman touching her nose.
Photo by Brandon Nickerson from Pexels.

 

Bless you, friend.

 


7. Knock Knock. Who's There? Kanga. Kanga Who?

A close-up shot of a Kangaroo.
Photo by Iván Lojko on Unsplash.

 

Actually, it's Kangaroo!

 


8. Knock Knock. Who's There? Olive. Olive Who?

A photo of a bowl of olives in a small, white bowl that's sitting on top of a colorful blanket.
Photo by rawpixel.com from Pexels.

 

Olive you. Do you love me, too?

 


9. Knock Knock. Who's There? Ice Cream. Ice Cream Who?

A person holding an ice cream cone.
Photo by Alex Jones on Unsplash.

 

Ice cream if you don't let me in!

 


10. Knock Knock. Who's There? Alec. Alec Who?

A photo of several hanging light bulbs.
Photo by Diz Play on Unsplash.

 

Alec-tricity. Ain't that a shocker?